FML : Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and...

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jumanji / Friday 12 December 2008 06:05 / France

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By Epikouros | 31

#3478050 - Sunday 23 October 2011 09:07

That's annoying. I need at least five minutes of butt-licking to get off, especially on the train, when people are looking.

By Angel1000168 | 16

#3781317 - Saturday 24 December 2011 01:29

He opened the movie and it turned out to be a fake... porn came up instead. He didnt purposly do it geez

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By mjane | 0

#85910 - Monday 6 April 2009 03:37

thats why you should stream videos

Rape_Laser | 0

#2594212 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 06:11

so true

NStarB | 13

#5446122 - Friday 12 April 2013 09:43

No just use proper sites, and use comments to your advantage

By eve6grl02 | 0

#136428 - Thursday 23 April 2009 04:43

gah, ALWAYS preview torrents before watching them in public :P

By CrunkCupcake97 | 2

#359091 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 11:47

oooh that sucks

JesusOfNazareth | 16

#5972619 - Thursday 12 June 2014 01:40

Don't you mean that licks?

By ramonesmuchacha | 0

#363046 - Friday 3 July 2009 06:12

#1 - buy headphones. wear on train. #2 - preview torrents before watching before live audience. some content not always appropriate lol

By redbeater | 5

#906579 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 04:56

sucks. I hate shorty torrents. sooo much time to download, and it doesn't work.

By slipknot262318 | 0

#906861 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 06:54

doesn't say he didn't download it legally: iTunes, amazon, etc.

By GiddyXD | 0

#975385 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 01:39

he didnt say they were torrents guys..

By pu13 | 5

#1006571 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 07:06

u should have checked the size of the file :p

Babydoll4ever | 7

#2776318 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 05:02

nicee (;

jwrosenau | 3

#5459566 - Monday 22 April 2013 08:38

That's what she said

By afallingstar | 21

#1139477 - Sunday 25 July 2010 08:18

you are a pirate!

By rndg | 0

#1200971 - Friday 6 August 2010 10:45

Dumbass.

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