Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Xellith 5
you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.
RockieGirl 0
but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.
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Comments (142)
misspeg 0
ouch. being with someone for seven years and getting dumped for a weight related issue sucks. unless he's continuously confronted u about it before. in that case it's a YDI.
perdix 31
If he loses you, where is he going to store his nuts? P.S. He probably meant your ass cheeks.
dberri05 2
To be honest, before I read the word chipmunk, I thought that you were referring to your butt cheeks.
EChan 1
So, you've grown on him, eh?
TriniRockStar 0
I don't think that's the real reson he dumped you there's a real reson he was just to scared to say it
lightedlotus 0
definitely, but if so then he shoulda told her the real reason. what a twat.
nijntje 0
YDI for getting fatter and fatter over the years. Eat less!!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Obligatory - FATTY THREAD!!
icanfloat12 0
ur boyfriends a dick fyl but lose some weight lol =p not trying to be mean but you'll be a lot more attractive if u have curves =D
EastFMLer 0
She said "he said". It means she didn't realy get fat... That's just an excuse her boyfriend made. And that's why it's a FML thread. Sorry for you, but I think you should stand for yourself, don't let it destroy you.
SheriffBart 0
No, that doesn't mean she didn't really get fat. It means that's what he told her. Looking at what he told her, that she had gotten too fat for his tastes, it's pretty much tautological that she really did get too fat (since his subjective taste is the sole determinant). She'd been with him for 7 years, so I'm guessing she had some idea of how he likes his women. It's a YDI because she let herself fall outside those parameters. Nobody else to blame for that.
jillz 0
I agree with MissPeg here. If he's confronted you before, then YDI. But you should've noticed his lack of enthusiasm about the weight gain.. Well, you're not as young as you were 7 years ago, and 7 years is one hell of a wasted investment. Hopefully there are no kids involved. Good luck losing that weight and finding happiness without him!
idkweird 0
Even IF he's confronted her before, it doesn't mean she deserved it. That just makes him shallow and kind of dumb. No offense, but looks NEVER last. If you're not with someone for who they are, there's really no point if you think the relationship has ANY chance of a future.