Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yeah, I'd be annoyed if I were you too.
mk58 31
Then kick his ass, instead of being annoyed with him. I would have dumped his ass if my boyfriend ever even thought of doing that.
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Comments (210)
nikkismexx 0
he was looking to get out he would have said anything! you're obviously way better off x
bamfxd 4
Wow people can really annoying.
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
kick him in his balls
Mischief5Managed 0
I would've asked to tag along and spend time with her too. Freak out the boyfriend and confuse him.
sweet_princess 0
jerk
LakeBodomKiller 0
im a guy and im not even stupid enough to ask that.
a_traveler 5
Apparently New Zealand is where I need to be to find a good commitment minded girl. Where I'm from all the women are still good friend's with their ex's and they don't understand why I don't see any of mine.
decerpitexsilent 0
I know what you mean.
ActRytZyn 0
what an ass hole
calbabe96 5
i woulda cut off his penis... Muahaha
hellogoodbye339 3
WOW GOOD ONE!!!