Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yeah, I'd be annoyed if I were you too.
mk58 31
Then kick his ass, instead of being annoyed with him. I would have dumped his ass if my boyfriend ever even thought of doing that.
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Comments (210)
Playful1985 9
I've been through this, trust me, thank the stars and move on. It's likely this isn't the only time he's spent with her and if you don't want an STD in your future, move on
lagunah03 0
Hea an asshole.
bitheway 2
I hope you updated your myspace profile to "I don't need a man to make me happy"
booboojlc 0
I would have broken up with him for wanting to spend time with his ex!
HomeAl0ne 20
Look at it this way, you're one guy closer to the right one.
EnterNameHere001 5
I can't really judge here. Some people remain friends with their exes and this could be him asking to hangout with a friend for a week or he's a asshat with no respect.
yourbiggestfan7 0
is he stupid or something? wow.
gmueller 0
lmao and my girl gets annoyed with me when I tell her it pisses me off that she is out with her ex bf past 1am
SaraBOO716 0
What a douche! I'm sorry :(
msloquita 0
that totally sux for u