Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
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Keyman1212 14
Yeah, I'd be annoyed if I were you too.
mk58 31
Then kick his ass, instead of being annoyed with him. I would have dumped his ass if my boyfriend ever even thought of doing that.
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Comments (210)
My_3_Musketeers 0
Sounds like an excuse so he won't feel bad for cheating. What an ass clown I'm sorry to hear that OP.
a_nutritionist 10
possible situation: they were attending a compulsory work function for a week. now tell me shes in the right. might wanna get your facts together before you go making such definitive calls wouldnt you say?
RachIzHere 0
august 10th is my 2 years, I sure hope my boyfriend doesn't get "annoyed" with me?
taayjordann 0
what a douche
MerrikBarbarian 9
and you're with him why?
xKaYotiC 0
Hes a dick, go shoot paintballs at him, then all is forgiven, and you can find someone else thats a man and not a puss lol
TRNZ 0
HAHA! It's because you live in Gissy! Leave! I did - best move I ever made.
iapplejuice 2
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cupcaketits 0
correction, he broke up with you to go spend a week with his ex!
MissCuteStack 12
good idea !!!!! LOL