By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
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goldenone 2

you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

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littlemissFYL 5

OP was probably riding dirty.

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fatgirllovesfml 0

awwhhhh poor you;( No friends?;( FYL big time! and where's your family? are u a runaway kid?

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sterlingarcher 1

:( that's depressing

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whitesox365 0

i think if 18 changed their picture not as many people would vote his/her comments down

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r6_fml 4

They were probly rockin the pimp limp

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ilovecheeer 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. (:

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C6Racer 0

You lookin like a foo' with yo' pants on the ground!!

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JacksonCampbell 9

What happened next?

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omfgTACOsYeSs 0

cool story bro...

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CheckMyProfile 17

I've see this post, or something too close, before in this site!

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rhiseph 0

awe :/ happy birthday <3

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C6Racer 0

81, you must be new. Half the posts on FML are fake.

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ImThePope 2

Happy birthday? :o

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littlemissFYL 5

OP was probably riding dirty.

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TinyDude 10

Meh this happens alot in singapore. ur branded as a gangster if u got tattoos piercings or dyed hair. so whats new lols.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

"They trying to catch me riding dirty."

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cardinallove 11

Awww poor OP :( Happy Birthday!!! :)

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sailorzoe 14

I've been guilty of being tattooed before. Happens more than you'd think!

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maa_rico 4

131 those tattoos look very hot on you ; )

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Lucidium 0

who would marry 131

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whitesox365 0

how dare you tattoo 131!!!? how dare you?!?!

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Tuesdays76 0

165, Someone who Loves her obviously.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

131- your tatoos are soo sick:)

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TroII 0

That sounds pretty badass.. ubless you dont want to be gangster lol

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TroII 0

unless* sorry

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vegan_muffin 5

apparently it doesn't feel good to be a ganster...

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slightlypyro1996 4

the Geto Boys were wrong!! D:

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that1guyyy 12

why the exclamation?

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notsocrazee 0

that's a question mark...

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notsocrazee 0

that's a question mark...

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supertacowaffle 41

Last time I looked at the definition of the symbol, it was a question mark...

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kurdi 0

happy birthday

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goldenone 2

you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

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kameryn25 3

WIN^^

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Copernicus_fml 3

that made me laugh

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PushMyButtons 5

hahahaha that was great.

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lmfao1643 3

Umm you mean fiddy five in a fiddy foe?

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unsuccesfulmastu 4

it's fiddy foe black people can't say fifty FYL

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Baby2000 0

lol yeh yours is right.

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sematariux 7

Lmfao

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baldou16 0

nah it was 55 1/2

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Rawr100 0

winning

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xX99problemsXx 0

if I could thumbs up twice, I would. (:

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tonydizzle 0

lol license and registration and get outta the car are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are l

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saikanoluna 0

ydi for letting urself get caught, dont go out in public like that, be safely gangster-like in ur own home

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alexxss_fml 10

smh. ^this

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CapnLawly 0

bitch be trippin.

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enonymous 8

Being suspicious like in Singapore? isn't that immediate grounds for a whipping and 3 years in jail?

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tittymagic 0

haha good one...

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plataapusss 0

happy birthday! love random fml commenter

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thatbitch99 0

you shouldnt be gangster-like

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