Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and...

By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:58

You deserve better OP

NoOneLovesYou 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:59

Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?

Comments

Foxwie_fml 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 15:37

You should be glad ! Now you can find someone who'll treat you better ^^

KaThRyN123456789 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 22:10

Does anyone else think he is lying about bot remembering her

Jibblets2367 7

Friday 30 December 2011 22:14

That's not even something to joke about, that really sucks. FYL, you desserve better :/

callieo12 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:01

:,( that's horrible!!

rcbarnes 24

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:09

Retrograde amnesia (forgetting the past) is complex, but if he knew the girl he cheated with before the OP, this is a plausible outcome. However, anterograde amnesia (not forming new memories) is much more common effect, so I'd consider both truth and deception on the part of the concussed as realistic possibilities.

chubby_choco 17

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:49

OP, my apologies. I hope you find someone who'll treat you a hell of a lot better than that.

adamcomo 0

Monday 5 March 2012 5:04

sounds like you just copied this from "the vow" loser

Sk8trlover19 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:29

Damn, I'm just saying he deserves that karma for cheating on you

bluejayscheer 7

Monday 30 April 2012 23:51

Oh he remembers you all right.. He's just trying to get rid of you!

MellyLuck1484 7

Monday 11 June 2012 9:35

usually when people get this they are most likely to forget people with strong emotional ties, and more likely to remember people they don't care about.