Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, on my way back from a family trip, my fiancé informed me via text that he'd been cheating on me for years and that he'd moved out of our house and left the state. He blocked me before I could respond. We were together for 7 years. FML
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Rake 18
My first reaction will be to not understand how can your fiance be so insensitive. But what he said left me puzzled. Was your ex-boyfriend abusive? Was your fiance the one to pick up the pieces? Something just doesn't add up
Hangryko 32
Agreed. We need more information.
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RichardPencil 32
You should have pulled your shit together when your fiancé came home. I guess you weren't really over him.
Rake 18
My first reaction will be to not understand how can your fiance be so insensitive. But what he said left me puzzled. Was your ex-boyfriend abusive? Was your fiance the one to pick up the pieces? Something just doesn't add up
Hangryko 32
Agreed. We need more information.
Crowned Sataness 12
That's so shitty of your so called fiance. You can be over someone and have been abused and still cry and grieve if something happens to them. Don't let him back. He abandoned him when you needed him. He will do it again
D J's MOM 17
if I found out that my abusive ex died ( yes, I have one ) I would have met my fiance at the door with champagne and had the party music on. it was kinda shitty that he just left you like that though.