Love: Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and...

By Nicoli - 10/11/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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By Forgotten - 11/03/2019 16:00

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Thursday 10 November 2011 22:58

You deserve better OP

NoOneLovesYou 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:59

Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?

Comments

superfloyd 4

Saturday 12 November 2011 8:22

Umm your a for real moron if you believe that garbage and deserve to be Alone if you buy something that stupid he wouldn't remember EVERY THING but you I would know I am a neurosurgeon .....

SummerFever 8

Saturday 12 November 2011 15:13

Do you expect any of us to 'believe that gargabe' that you're spewing? A neurosurgeon would be able to use the correct form of 'you're', and how would you know the extension of his amnesia without examining him first, oh-so great one?

haiu2323 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 18:01

wow...nowadays some guys would go all out just to break up with a girl...nice set-up, son *sarcasm intended*

anthony2113 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 18:41

He probably took the concussion as an opportunity to "forget" who you were

Polo_Prince96 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 22:34

Awwwh. I'm sorry

italianangel22 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:20

dump his ass your better off without him:)

crissaay 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:49

Gives u a chance to find someone better :)

StarC_11 0

Monday 14 November 2011 2:34

Suck his dick and he'll remember

SammiJS121 0

Monday 14 November 2011 22:18

You don't deserve the dick.

moomoomeow2 7

Monday 14 November 2011 22:31

Wow that sucks. I'm sorry.

dolcelove89 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 12:40

He's definitely trying to get rid of you. A concussion can't cause that bad of amnesia. He may not remember what happened right before the event occurred or even after but that's about it.