Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You deserve better OP
NoOneLovesYou 13
Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?
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Comments (206)
awksome 0
nederlanders indahouse ;) though luck miss, maybe he really doesn't remember you or he's lying, anyway you should try to sort it out or leave him.. fairly easy in theory . :)
rberry88 4
Get out now, he won't change. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
iHateThisLife 10
Unfortunately its a case of selective memory
malincake 7
That sucks so bad!!!
Obeyy19 4
I'd say this is a good thing. U now realize he's a shitty cheater, get out while u can and find someone better!
pinksparklyducky 0
Im so sry... Maybe he was just pretending to not remember u so he wouldnt have to tell u he was cheating...
tactical_bacon 4
hahaha. fyl but thats funny
smiles12594 0
I honestly don't think he's lying .. what guy do you know gets into a serious car accident and is thinking "omg this is the perfect way to get rid of my girlfriend! " my point proven ... either he's not fully there and is making things up because of the concussion or he's being honest.
_WhatTheFuck_ 5
Holy shit that's by far the sadest FML I've seen...
alexzannder 0
Yeah that's what it was... He forgot u.. It wasn't a easy way to break up with u or anything like that You deserve better