By Anonymous - United States
Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML
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  MissChelle79  |  0

awww... poor kid! luckily he's got 2 more to replace them! don't be too hard on yourself op, it happens. should be f his life... he's the one who lost the teeth :-P


1/62: The phrase "milk teeth" means different things in different places. In the US, I've only heard it used to describe when an infant is born with a full set of teeth. That's pretty rare, and creepy as hell. I'm guessing those are called milk teeth because the child isn't yet weaned when he or she has them. I can't imagine breastfeeding such an infant. O_o

In other places, I think the phrase is synonymous with the US's "baby teeth." I don't know why, though.

  scenekid1119  |  0

Give it back to him on his 16 birthday. have make him think it's car keys, say "I got you something you been wanting for a while and was going to you on x mas but though u should wait till now" (get it? all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth?)

By  Fluffeh  |  5

You totally deserved it, that's all I got to say about that.

Least you don't have to walk around with your teeth knocked out, and try to chew food that he probably just started on.

By  mindlessengineer  |  0

Even if they are the milky teeth, the poor kid will spend wuite a long time teethless. That is quite a big problem, isn't it? I'm not blaming you, but the poor kid will be angry in the future.


spanking isn't beating dumbshit. my dad mom and grandpa always spanked me on my birthdays till I was like 7 and it never hurt or made me cry I just squealed and laughed. if that's abuse then I was I was beaten horribly as a child

By  Lorysa  |  11

Aww, poor guy, FHL. You couldn't have expected it, it sounds like he was having fun until he lost his teeth. Be careful where you do that from now on, though... my boyfriend tickled me when I was lying next to a lake on a slope, bad idea.