Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Rayn4u_fml 0
Why did he invite you in the first place?
Mx_Rider 6
damn,op that sucks simple solution, dump him.
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Comments (77)
DeathShad0 1
OH NO! Another female? He must be a typical lying, cheating male. /feminazi Seriously. The "dump him" comments are getting old.
Flutist 3
Unless you have proof that he is cheating with someone and the person calling is not his family members, a friend who wants to get with him, or something like that, then don't jump to conclusions. Yeah it seems pretty hardcore that he is cheating... but maybe...er... we shouldn't jump... GET THE GUNS LADIES MAN HUNTING IS ON
bribold1 0
I guess to answer the girl's question: because he doesn't intend to be busy when the OP arrives
Juliet10_fml 0
Ask him about it but if you think he is bullshiting then dump him!
kewlcat 0
ohhmygod this has happened to me before as well but i texted him and then i got a blocked call and it was this girl calling to say "gooo away!!!" and him saying "i lovee yooouuuu" in the backround. its the worst feeling!!
LilaBear 2
GAHH. Did you bother investigating? Do you know for sure it wasn't a sister, mother, cousin, or just a friend? Do you know that he was cheating on you and didn't just have something else going on at the time? Sure it's possible he was cheating on you, but people are so damned quick to jump to bad conclusions about their boyfriends/girlfriends without investigating further. Why would he have invited you round in the first place if he had another girl there (with whom he was cheating on you)?
RamenYummy 0
It could be his mom or study partner or something.
Natsumi_Ryuu 4
Why does everyone keep saying she shouldn't jump to conclusions? She was invited over to his house and she then hears someone in the background telling him that he should just tell her he is busy. Why is he busy when he just invited her? It sounds suspicious, so she's going to be suspicious.
myfriend_youfail 3
Hey, you never know.....my mother has said the exact same thing to me when I intended to bring friends over and she decided I shouldn't. Quite an embarrassing situation when said friends arrived and my mom was all pissed off about it. ME: Hey, you wanna come over for a while? FRIEND: What time? ME: How about like....an hour? MOTHER: How about you just tell her you're busy Mother then proceeds to put her finger on the phone cradle, disconnecting my call.
domaincamp 4
interesting...
domaincamp 4
lol!!!
xoluvinshayxo 0
he should chew it over with a twix(;
blastvortex 4
And who precisely was the person in the background? His sister, his mother (hey, it's possible), a cousin, a neighbor, an old friend, an ex-girlfriend, someone he's cheating on you with, some other person who happens to have a female-like voice - it could be a number of things. What she said could carry a number of different implications as well. Cut him a break until you get an explanation, and at that, you could probably corroborate it with other people that you or he knows. Until then, you really put the "ass" in "assumption."