Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Rayn4u_fml 0
Why did he invite you in the first place?
Mx_Rider 6
damn,op that sucks simple solution, dump him.
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Comments (77)
brunettegirly 0
Oh man that sux!!! Haha well obviously he's a goner and ur single! Haha
ladiesman14 0
right on dried peaches. ive slept with 6 different girls in a 23 hour period just to see if i could do it. easy to do if u buy each girl an iphone with loopt.
ColdGold 6
Maybe she wants to be his girlfriend. Maybe he was trying to get rid of her. What happened anyway?
Emrysa 1
I hate when women hear or see another girl around their man and get so insecure they jump to conclusions and fly off the handle. If you happen to be there when this happens, walk up and ask who she is, if she's not family or a friend, chances are she'll either be ticked off about you, or she'll rub it in your face, then you'll know. Otherwise you'll cause a huge scene and come off looking like an insecure psychopath when it's probably his sister, his mom, or a friend. Yeah guys do have female friends.
johnnikeaf1 0
Thank you. good advice.
darkpath 0
so its impossible that was the mother, sister, or another relative? ok yep thats such an FYL....
HookEmTexas07 0
Wow, FHL for having a girlfriend that doesn't trust him worth a damn. Try not to jump to conclusions next time.
lolwatlol 0
So? He was busy, big deal
kitten1323 19
uh HELLO!? its close to thanksgiving, he might have had some relatives coming over now cause they cant make for the holiday. God stop acting so insecure. its 3 words bitch "Who was that?" there you go you crazy psychopathic bitch enjoy your life of making and ass our of yourself
Itasan 0
It's highly possible that she's just a family member or a friend. He has the right to have females over his house and she might just want to spend time with him, especially if she is his relative. It's also close to Thanksgiving. :)
Efilyn 0
How do you know the girl isn't his sister or cousin visiting? Please don't jump to conclusions. I wouldn't mind if you got suspicious though...he could be cheating. Keep an eye on him for a while. Don't do anything drastic yet.