Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
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sjb_2015 20
All these FMLs give me good ideas for what to do when my future kids start dating.
Kyuzomi 12
Calm down satan.
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Comments (128)
JustinMrBest91 10
That sucks op! Atleast your boyfriend tried you have too give him that
Llama_Face89 34
Your boyfriend needs to man up..
Meanmommy02 11
Ydi for picking a sissy for a boyfriend..
limabeans101029 21
So because someone cries, that makes them a "sissy"? No. No, it really doesn't. Idiot.
gumbler 5
I would've ****** with the dad even more "just for fun" you try to disrespect me I'll disrespect you right back
EternalRest 5
I know a girl whose dad was like this, and I wouldn't date her because of it. She's now a single mom at 18 because her dad ran the good guys off. Asshole parents create sneaky children.
paigexox0 37
Okay I'm getting extremely annoyed here...guys who are commenting that her boyfriend is a "pussy" or "sissy" etc, you need to grow the **** up. You're not making yourself sound tough if thats what you're going for, and in fact to me all that goes through my head is some names id rather not mention. Everyone can have there own opinion but for those particular ones, just think about this..everyone who's old enough has at least one thing who can break them down no matter what the circumstance.
ohSNAPyall 27
Your dad is a bully.
PainOfDemise 11
I need your dad's # and get some tips from him for when my daughter gets old enough to start dating.
VancouverGuy89 9
One day my daughter will write this same fml
mxij 13
Well, now we know he's your dad's bitch