Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML
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Top comments
Lost Reggie 21
Did he also help? Be thankful. pew pew, pew pew.
Affilicious 18
Sounds like fun and I’m 36
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Comments (10)
idragosani 15
*shrug* So?
Affilicious 18
Sounds like fun and I’m 36
Lost Reggie 21
Did he also help? Be thankful. pew pew, pew pew.
FluffythePink 23
No matter how old or 'adult' a guy is, he's still gonna be a boy about something. If it's just a silly thing like that, be very grateful.
smoochmysnoot 6
You sound boring and ungrateful. Boo.
GoogieWithers 24
Which one was winning?
d j mom 9
most normal adults have some sort of 'kid at heart' thing. if it makes you happy, it reduces stress and keeps you young. I think he's adorable and you sound like a stick in the mud FHL
nathanteems 1
that’s not to bad
JuneBleeds4 20
So what? Let the man have his fun. You need to enjoy the little things in life, like making pill bottles fight each other with sound effects and funny voices.
Crowned Sataness 12
sounds like a fun guy. there's no age limit on a playful spirit. maybe you should get a sense of humor