By alexander - 8/2/2017 10:00 - United States - Longmont
Today, my girlfriend really needed to take a pee while we were fishing in my boat. Rather than go to shore, she decided to she could just go into a Snapple bottle. I watched as all her pee went straight onto the floor of my boat, soon realizing she had never even taken the bottle's cap off. FML
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  hemiol  |  30

The snapple bottles have a pretty big opening, though. And if you know your anatomy, it's not that difficult. You don't pee out of your vagina, you know.

By  Cynical_1  |  26

Kind of fitting actually, since the last bottle of Snapple I had tasted like piss anyway. I'm not sure how she could have not noticed that the cap was still on but since urine is sterile there's no need to get too uptight. Like someone already said...hose it down and move on.