By anonymous - 29/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML
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scenebarbie123 0

Sneeze on her and freak her out

chaoticxxxmess 3

Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.


Alexunited1212 2

Wow that sucks ********

Cats are disgusting animals.

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lilcatisawesome 7

Yep dumb dumb babies

flockz 19

so she is going to have a baby with her mother in law? because i doubt her husband is as dumb as her.

UMad_Bro 3

I hope your husband did not inherit any stupidity from her.

You seem like a dumb baby

She too probably thinks evolution is a myth debunked a long time ago.

Early onset dementia?

yamatelle 19

So you're implying that, not only is stupidity contagious, but it's also hereditary? If that was the case then they'll have to dig for my IQ to find it.

Pixxio_O 11

Tell her that you will never have sex with her son unless she gets proof that her stupidity isn't contagious

Allergies arent contagious- signed Dr.Duh

oh the irony at all the stupid people thinking that stupidity is hereditary

So u have an extremely dumb mother in law, doesn't mean it's gonna affect ur kids!

Bethawny 0

shes only doing it coz she cares about ya. why else would she not let you inside ha house if you're allergic to her cats? you have the best family evah!

OP, tell her it is, then sneeze and cough right in front of her.

SteelCladAngel 0

Bethawny, you're obviously as stupid as OPs mother in law.

Or use mass amounts of hand sanitizer

chaoticxxxmess 3

Your mother-in-law isn't very smart.

I'd check and see with a doctor to see if stupid is contagious.

Fake a doctors note lol. If she's dumb enough to think allergies are contagious, she'll believe that.

Yo mama-in-law is SO stupid, she... (Brody's voice)

uffiewuffie 0

That woman did not finish high school.

15 I love your pic.

By the sounds of it, OP's mother in law could've been so high in school that she only has but a few working cells in her brain now. Yay, drugs!!

scenebarbie123 0

Sneeze on her and freak her out

hell yeah girl show the lady what u got!

GuitarFail123 9

yup u go crazy cat person super amazing awesomeness!!!!!!!!

Tell her it's completely contagious and spreads to a lot of mother in laws

Um if she is your mother in law doesebt that mean its his mom

victimization 0

132 what the hell are you talking about....

Wow gotta love stupid people.

sxe_beast 11

Yup, they clean our streets, collect our waste, and serve us fast food! w00t - go stupid people!

5 - No you don't. They're too stupid to even have this sarcastically suggested to them, because they'll think they're wanted.

So anyone who has any of those jobs are stupid? Everyone has to start somewhere. You don't know what's going on in their life. Who knows? They could be working to put themselves through school or to pay off their loans... Every job is honorable.

sxe_beast 11

Yes, because working at McDonalds' or cleaning out portable toilets is "honorable". I'm not talking about the high school/college kids who work there. I'm talking about the large amount of middle aged people I've seen collecting rubbish, working at fast food, etc. They're obviously not "smart".

Capt_Oblivious 10

Agree, so long as you tell her she has to bring one stating that her stupidity isn't contagious as well.

But it is genetic

firefail1031 0

Mother in law .....need a doctor's note too?

lovelydarlings 6

Bring her a doctor's note, that'll shut her up.

Brilliant woman right there.

yomommma 6

True That.

davidisbeast 12

Lol she either doesn't like you at all or she's the biggest retard ever ....

I like cats :)

crinx034 0

Good for you.

I prefer beef.

gizmo323LA 0

To eat

mikaylajarvis 0

mmmmmm.... yummy!!! lol