Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
kkmwong 11
Food first, sex second.
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Comments (197)
theonly13 3
You+friend= awake...
123456ab 1
Well, food can wake a guy up. Being a guy I speak from personal experience.
lolmikes 7
If he tryed to have sex with you well you where trying sleep, you would have yelled at him
pillow4fun 0
that would be me
bshawndes1 0
How is this an fml? Food is enough to energize anyone, especially if it has bacon.
richieflow 3
I'll put u first %}
granillo716 0
You must be ugly then!
DarthVader77 9
You must be really lousy in bed, OP! Donot worry, there are plenty of areas you are perfect in, I am sure of that.
desolator 2
is he diabetic
bobak_can_ani 7
Haven't you heard ? The path to a man's heart goes through his stomach. When will you girls learn such simple facts?