Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
kkmwong 11
Food first, sex second.
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Comments (197)
ijnek 3
sex makes you tired. food gives you energy. did he say he's tired? cmon now.
SAgirl 24
Should have made him a sammich :O
captainfalcon7 0
He just wasn't in the mood for fish..
megaaann_fml 9
Well, I'm I virgin, but I'm guessing it does take more energy to have sex than too eat food. It's like, if you were tired, you wouldn't want to run a marathon, but you would still want to eat. See my point?
Justincolon22 15
Shut up virgin.
dmw25 0
Virgin get out of here
AnthonyN 5
you can't have good sex with an empty stomach.
Euyup 9
You lowsy at sex
ouch1990 0
FOOD! nuff said
musick831 0
the only thing I can say is, "so...?"
jbabedd 15
Maybe you should have made him a sandwich before you tried to have sex with him. Or just let the poor guy sleep.
unknownds_fml 0
U try to have sex with ur boyfriend while ur fren is in the house too?
Zaffro 8
Whats wrong with that?