If you're going to make bad puns at least put a little effort in.

What a little shit stirrer

I typed something rude here, so i changed it :)

How? The op was the only one who saw it. You know he would just deny everything.

would of, could of, should of...eh #3?

Your comment was pretty shitty, at least.

I think you need to read the fml again ;)

I think you need to understand the joke, 8.

it said down the back of his pants, so no balls.

Dingleberry's.

It seems strange to me and makes me wonder how old he is if he's eating with his hands rather than utensils. It's slightly more understandable if he's a little kid. They have a tendency to be really curious about their bodies. That curiosity can sometimes lead them to do gross things because they are too young to really grasp concepts like hygiene and bacteria. Either way, I actually hope OP tells their parents so they can talk to him about it. Eating food contaminated with fecal matter can make someone really sick.

I'm not sure (the whole thing is so crazy to really understand) but I think he stirred his fingers in it, adding the "flavour" I guess, and then proceeded to eat with his fork? I don't think he was necessarily eating it with his fingers, but just using his fingers to add...whatever it was he was trying to add. *gag*

53- You may be right. It sounded to me like he was also using his hands to eat, not just stirring his spaghetti with them. But the wording of the FML is a bit confusing, so I could definitely be wrong about that.