your mom is my hero! now the real question is which purse would look better with these shoes the pink or the purple! 3 snaps in a circle work it girlfriend!!!

as a hooker?

I think your mom meant that you could throw your man a great party since there would be tons of balloons to seal the deal!

15: Just a tip: the duck face makes you look like a retard. I don't know who started the trend thinking it's sexy, but they should be shot then pissed on.

Or she will do awesome blowjobs.

32, that was a little harsh. Her picture, not yours. As for the FML, all i read was: wah..wah..wah..my mother has a sense of humour. Wah.

i would have laughed and told my mom that i already do;) but thats just me and my families sence of humor aha

she's gonna follow moms footsteps

# 32 = one of the smartest people I've seen on FML. Honestly, you look like an idiot, so don't do it.

88: She now has a new picture, victory!

I remember seeing that stupid expression and wondering why all these teens were making that face? I learned that it was the "duck face" about a month ago.

What's wrong with kids these days?

It's them new fancy drugs they get.

if you are hot, then make me a happy man ;)

yew shure git them pretty lips on yew

Mintcar your real pretty.

Nannyplum you're gorgeous. Is that really you?

well atleast you know your good at it

ur h o t

HER MOM IS A BALLER!!!!

marinus-my kind of guy;)

hey there cutie :)

Mommy's trying to hook you up!

Her mom probably thinks a "blow job" involves blowing into a man's penis.

exactly! this isn't an fml, it's a chance for a boyfriend(;

haha!! I love you!

I think she'd know what a blow job is, since she obviously used the joke at the right time.

the next thing you say is "unlike you!"

haha did they even say that they were a girl?

Haha good idea. And I love your picture :)

41-its the gender symbol in the top right of the FML -.-

That also would've made those guys pretty happy

it says she female one the thing stupid

101- I've read what you've written. You can hardly call the other guy 'stupid' when you fail a constructing simple sentences.

105 So do you.

At*.

I Love Your Picture OP.:)

grammar nazi vs grammar nazi

I don't see what you did there

Because you need to know what he is talking about to understand him. You don't see what you can't understand

13... that was sarcasm.

5- I know that totally Blows... My mind!

literally

Hahahaha poor dad

keep it classy, never trashy.

classy... like wine-in-a-box....

^ hahaha!