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well you will.
your mom is my hero! now the real question is which purse would look better with these shoes the pink or the purple! 3 snaps in a circle work it girlfriend!!!
as a hooker?
I think your mom meant that you could throw your man a great party since there would be tons of balloons to seal the deal!
15: Just a tip: the duck face makes you look like a retard. I don't know who started the trend thinking it's sexy, but they should be shot then pissed on.
Or she will do awesome ********.
# 32 = one of the smartest people I've seen on FML. Honestly, you look like an idiot, so don't do it.
88: She now has a new picture, victory!
It's them new fancy drugs they get.
if you are hot, then make me a happy man ;)
yew shure git them pretty lips on yew
Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)
HER MOM IS A BALLER!!!!
marinus-my kind of guy;)
Her mom probably thinks a "********" involves blowing into a man's penis.
exactly! this isn't an fml, it's a chance for a boyfriend(;
what really matters is how long you can HOLD that breath for. helps out with hot tubbing.
the next thing you say is "unlike you!"
Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.
haha did they even say that they were a girl?
Haha good idea. And I love your picture :)
41-its the gender symbol in the top right of the FML -.-
That also would've made those guys pretty happy
101- I've read what you've written. You can hardly call the other guy 'stupid' when you fail a constructing simple sentences.
105 So do you.
At*.
grammar nazi vs grammar nazi
Always good to make people happy, just depends on how ;)
Your mum has class.
keep it classy, never trashy.
classy... like wine-in-a-box....
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Did your brothers friends smile and give you a seedy wink? I would have. ;)
Answer back: "I already have..." That'd have shut her up.