By drake86 - 09/01/2013 16:42 - United Kingdom - Helensburgh

Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 922
You deserved it 33 048

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TheHarvest 7

remember cardio!

Your answer: Watch The Walking Dead.


TheHarvest 7

remember cardio!

Don't forget Double Tap!!

TheHarvest 7

oh and check the back seat! lol

Perception 6

Most importantly, don't be a hero. Let Woody Harrelson go first.

Don't forget the twinkies!

Enjoy the little things... Like FML YAY!!!!!

JessalynVictoria 6

Limber up!!

dirton89 7

And aim straight for the head! No brain! NO GAIN!!

After you're done being annoyed with yourself, you probably should work on getting a girlfriend

And spelling "realize." Bitches love good spelling.

Don't kill Bill Murray either.

There is one twinkie which will be almost indeffinately the last one. It is burried under the nickelodeon studios in a time capsule. I suggest we the fml community meet there durring the zombie apocalypse

if u run out of ammo use old vinals itll make a clean cut

104- There's actually one in my pantry as well.

You have to get Jugga-nog!

Download 'Zombies, Run!' for practice.

Stretch, Cardio and double tap and never go un dark building. Remember these and you will survive.

TheDrifter 23

Beware of bathrooms, don't get caught with your pants down.

Limber up, check the back seat, and always-ALWAYS- wear a seatbelt.

Never be a hero

Appreciate the little things.

OhDearBetrayal 25

As you should be. No one wants a useless person that mooches off of everyone's skills and protection during a zombie attack.

He'll get us all killed

Or he could be a meat shield or a distraction to lure away the zombies... Just a thought.

#58, that's using the old noodle! You'll definitely need that to survive!

Your answer: Watch The Walking Dead.

As long as you have duct tape, you're good.

As long as you have daryl, you'll be fine

You shouldn't rely on others, though.

Oh I dunno, Carol seems to get along fine relying on everyone else.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Just make sure there's no Shane.

Am I the only one who hates Andrea?

No, everyone hates andrea

Hiimhaileypotter 52

I've hated Andrea ever since she decided to be a dumbass and not listen to everyone and shot Daryl across the field.

But then he finds out its too hard and decides not to.

Yep, watch The Walking Dead, and hope to be as badass as Daryl!

Not to late to learn! =)

You could always crash at my place if there is ever a zombie apocalypse. I promise not to use you as a food source. ;)

If you get bitten, it's too late.

If you cut off the extremity immediately after bring bitten, there a slight chance the infection doesn't reach your brain. Either way, your probably f*cked

I may or may not trip you up if and when being chased >.>

50- I love your hair sooo much!

50 and 118- you look alike...

I can honestly say we aren't.. But I have to agree with some similarities =

perdix 29

Somehow I don't think your brainz are going to attract much Zombie attention. Maybe the fat Zombies on a diet will appreciate the small portion you present.

Don't forget model zombies they need brains too;)

All new: 'Diet Brainz' low fat, extra braincelz!

Lol. Watching walker Texas ranger right now.

74 - I fail to see the reference here.

Mr_Mole 24

Unless you're Chuck Norris, then you lack the skills just like the rest of us.

they say that Chuck Norris is so tough that underneath his beard there is no chin, only another fist

zombieslayer83 19

If a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris!

Oh shit 2 chuck Norris's what happens when they fight for supremacy (boom)

zombieslayer83 19


KiddNYC1O 20

Chuck Norris is the #1.

KiddNYC1O 20

^ Oh, sorry... Chuck Norris just hacked into my account.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to hack your account when he already knows every password to every account. He just allows you to use his account.

BusinessTurtle 8

There is no theory of evolution, only the species Chuck Norris allows to live,

Its said chuck norris cures cancer with his tears. To bad crying isn't in his dictionary.

I guess that makes two of us

Come with me if you want to live.

It's ok. I wouldn't survive either. My boyfriend/friends and I have already mutually agreed that I'd be the first to go, even if not infected yet. I don't want to hold them back, that's just mean.

Fuck that, I'd try to save the entire world.

And probably kill everyone in the process.

Your logic is flawless.

If you can't change yourself by learning a skill or two, at least you can have the peace of mind of being free from the thoughts of survival and joining the happy, brainless majority when the time comes.