Today, I got genuinely annoyed at myself when I realised I probably lack the skills to survive a Zombie apocalypse. FML
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TheHarvest
| 7
remember cardio!
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SasaCeceGogo
| 18
Your answer: Watch The Walking Dead.
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TheHarvest
| 7
remember cardio!
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SakataGintoki
| 9
Don't forget Double Tap!!
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TheHarvest
| 7
oh and check the back seat! lol
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Perception
| 6
Most importantly, don't be a hero. Let Woody Harrelson go first.
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Reaper5639
| 16
Don't forget the twinkies!
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StingRay_RZA
| 16
Enjoy the little things... Like FML YAY!!!!!
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JessalynVictoria
| 6
Limber up!!
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dirton89
| 7
And aim straight for the head! No brain! NO GAIN!!
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codyjohn17
| 5
After you're done being annoyed with yourself, you probably should work on getting a girlfriend
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happle
| 21
And spelling "realize." Bitches love good spelling.
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Meettitan
| 14
Don't kill Bill Murray either.
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smartman136
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There is one twinkie which will be almost indeffinately the last one. It is burried under the nickelodeon studios in a time capsule. I suggest we the fml community meet there durring the zombie apocalypse
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ZombieSnoopy
| 9
if u run out of ammo use old vinals itll make a clean cut
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happle
| 21
104- There's actually one in my pantry as well.
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Teyros
| 24
You have to get Jugga-nog!
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Sionnach
| 10
Download 'Zombies, Run!' for practice.
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ICastillo
| 24
Stretch, Cardio and double tap and never go un dark building. Remember these and you will survive.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Beware of bathrooms, don't get caught with your pants down.
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TheWetzel
| 5
Limber up, check the back seat, and always-ALWAYS- wear a seatbelt.
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FlyingFucker
| 6
Never be a hero
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rawr_ily96
| 24
Appreciate the little things.
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
As you should be. No one wants a useless person that mooches off of everyone's skills and protection during a zombie attack.
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ttqq
| 7
He'll get us all killed
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ProfessionalTrol_fml
| 14
Or he could be a meat shield or a distraction to lure away the zombies... Just a thought.
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Jumpingmal2
| 7
#58, that's using the old noodle! You'll definitely need that to survive!
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SasaCeceGogo
| 18
Your answer: Watch The Walking Dead.
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happle
| 21
As long as you have duct tape, you're good.
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ftw487
| 9
As long as you have daryl, you'll be fine
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happle
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You shouldn't rely on others, though.
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charvisioku
| 22
Oh I dunno, Carol seems to get along fine relying on everyone else.
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BlackBlazeCobra
| 16
Just make sure there's no Shane.
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SoSickWithIt
| 14
Am I the only one who hates Andrea?
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happle
| 21
No.
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ftw487
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No, everyone hates andrea
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
I've hated Andrea ever since she decided to be a dumbass and not listen to everyone and shot Daryl across the field.
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LolPieRofl
| 11
But then he finds out its too hard and decides not to.
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Sakaea
| 22
Yep, watch The Walking Dead, and hope to be as badass as Daryl!
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Spectre529
| 12
Not to late to learn! =)
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jjessen
| 20
You could always crash at my place if there is ever a zombie apocalypse. I promise not to use you as a food source. ;)
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happle
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If you get bitten, it's too late.
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jjessen
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If you cut off the extremity immediately after bring bitten, there a slight chance the infection doesn't reach your brain. Either way, your probably f*cked
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Spectre529
| 12
I may or may not trip you up if and when being chased >.>
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hannaaaahr
| 33
*too
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NeonPopRocks
| 14
50- I love your hair sooo much!
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fml_ydi79
| 15
50 and 118- you look alike...
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Spectre529
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I can honestly say we aren't.. But I have to agree with some similarities =
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perdix
| 29
Somehow I don't think your brainz are going to attract much Zombie attention.
Maybe the fat Zombies on a diet will appreciate the small portion you present.
Maybe the fat Zombies on a diet will appreciate the small portion you present.
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Catkam623
| 27
Don't forget model zombies they need brains too;)
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hannaaaahr
| 33
All new: 'Diet Brainz' low fat, extra braincelz!
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AMCJEEP
| 10
Lol. Watching walker Texas ranger right now.
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gribbles
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74 - I fail to see the reference here.
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Mr_Mole
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Unless you're Chuck Norris, then you lack the skills just like the rest of us.
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cockymofo
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they say that Chuck Norris is so tough that underneath his beard there is no chin, only another fist
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zombieslayer83
| 19
If a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris!
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Catkam623
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Oh shit 2 chuck Norris's what happens when they fight for supremacy (boom)
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zombieslayer83
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YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND MAN!!
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KiddNYC1O
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Chuck Norris is the #1.
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KiddNYC1O
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^ Oh, sorry... Chuck Norris just hacked into my account.
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sens3sfailing
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to hack your account when he already knows every password to every account. He just allows you to use his account.
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BusinessTurtle
| 8
There is no theory of evolution, only the species Chuck Norris allows to live,
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bomzo
| 22
Its said chuck norris cures cancer with his tears. To bad crying isn't in his dictionary.
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insaneDONUTZ
| 15
I guess that makes two of us
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ICastillo
| 24
Come with me if you want to live.
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Kkkdawg
| 27
It's ok. I wouldn't survive either. My boyfriend/friends and I have already mutually agreed that I'd be the first to go, even if not infected yet. I don't want to hold them back, that's just mean.
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happle
| 21
Fuck that, I'd try to save the entire world.
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ttqq
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And probably kill everyone in the process.
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happle
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Your logic is flawless.
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CCSA
| 12
If you can't change yourself by learning a skill or two, at least you can have the peace of mind of being free from the thoughts of survival and joining the happy, brainless majority when the time comes.