Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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In the mood
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
War drums
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Star Bores
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
The force is stupid in this one
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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ROFLsyrup 0
If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.
TONYMFSTARK 0
BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.
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Comments (164)
harrisonmoon 0
stop complaining. at least you're getting some lol
b3ani3_babi3 0
hmmmm.... interesting? you poor thing...
tyrellaraven 0
not gonna lie, that's pretty sweet lol
KishiSenmatsu 0
do you NOT like star wars or something? if he's that into it and you don't like it I think you have an issue…
alicia_was_here 3
how could you tell he was humping you to a song? unless it was playing. and if you dont like star wars why would you let him play it while having sex?
davidhasmorefun 0
lol. dry humping. it's cute AND pathetic.
anonymouskid35 0
hahaaaa nerd.
mammajamma12 0
did he hump you with his chewbacca???
toxicavenger89 0
lmfao!!!
scorpiogrrl89 0
omg I looked up that song and pictures it. ur life SUCKS!!!!