Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
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Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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FFML_314 11
Is he hot? Wow, that's horrible of me to say.
SS99_fml 20
You should get with him to teach your boyfriend a lesson.
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Comments (167)
hybridna 0
sue the boss for sexual harassment. win-win. for OP
savemypandabear 0
awh shit! theres something to check off on your 'things i PRAY will never happen' list.
Trollz4daLULZ 1
YDI for saying "hacked" instead of "guessed my password". YDI for having an easy-to-guess password. @18: you also used many sentence fragments, said "cause" instead of "because", and forgot to capitalize "Nazis". I sentence you to a poorly-spelled username. Seeing that you already have one, sentence is reduced to time served.
G_babyyy 0
yeah get over it I like using cause instead of because and I don't need to capitalize nazi CAUSE the grammar nazis aren't worthy of it :)
onelove222 0
This is coming from a guy whose username is "Trollz4daLULZ" lol. Don't worry I like to use cause to ; )
Arsonnist 3
Haha gotta love pranks.
i_hate_garlic 0
omg u should totally go for it! you could have lots and lots of green paper!
KaneStatic 0
are you related to Anna Nicole smith or something OP? haha :P
maalicious 0
ydi for not deleting that status nor telling you were hacked
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
She probably didn't know about the post till her boss responded, and we don't know that she didn't tell him it was a joke.
te_amo_ily 0
your boss is....PERVERTEDD
munecatriste 0
2 words come to mind QUIT,DUMP quit your job dump your boyfriend simple as that.
feedmecookies 0
HEY, HEY, WE BELONG TO THE MUSIC, WE DON'T ANSWER TO YOU. THAT'S RIGHT WE AIN'T MOVIN WE DON'T ANSWER TO YOU.