Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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ViRepz 28
Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)
Bloink 25
That's a mean joke :'(
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Comments (164)
winston5 6
Kick him in the balls.
lauren_5904 1
I would never marry a jerk like that.
hordriss 14
Your boyfriend is a real asshole.
mellingeramber 13
That's really messed up. I would have hit him in the head while he was trying to get back up. I don't understand why guys think it's fun to pull these kind of jokes. I'm sorry OP. :(
patd77 12
What a dick!
Annjelina 11
He's obviously not worth it then
zomgbies 17
Kick his ass up and down the street! What a dickbag for doin that kind of thing.
UsernameTaken14 18
That's no way to have fun :'(
pinkchocoa 15
Asshole
javery5 4
time for payback!