By Zit-Blues - 04/01/2010 13:50 - United States
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Yo its simple, you got a big ass pimple, on your temple, its an ample, supply of puss on your towel, I would scream so Simon Cowel, would fly me 2 LA on his owl, if I saw the monster tumor, in real life id use the zoomer, in my bionic eyes to see what doomed-her, but right now I enjoy the humor
LIMERICK TIME!!! There once was this girl with a spot No, she didn't like it a lot She looked for advice, checked the magazines twice But work, the advice truly did not. On her head all the beauty was taken By a zit, oh so small in the makin' Then she uses toothpaste, to rid it at haste the zit went inflamed and all breakin' The toothpaste ain't worked like she hoped Now she'll have to just try and cope With looks and rude stares from guys everywhere Thinking: she's hot, but that pimple? NOPE. She seeked out the tips from a gazette The paper just tricked her and let The pimple get huge, like a gian deluge And now that she cannot forget Now what do we learn from this story? Advice from mag's do not bring you glory Just add to your trouble, like bursting your bubble In a way that can be kinda gory So, OP I say: YDI Advice from magazines? Suicide! They care about money, so they trick you, honey: Next time, ask from your favorite guy! But now, it is starting to be Too late, so good night to me! Hoping you learned so when, you need help again You won't read poems by RC!!
Toothpaste actually "burns" the skin, that's why it works. You probably left it on too long and burnt the rest of your skin and not just the zit.