potatocouch

About Potatocouch

Hey, my name is potato couch, simple for the reason that I'm a couch potato. I know, switching the words around is lame but hey, makes for a good name. I've recently discovered this app/website and it makes me laugh quite a bit. Hopefully while posting comments I'm making others laugh as well.

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Up and coming moderator
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
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Santa Claus
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Inception
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I like your style
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
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YDI Master
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It's in the can!
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 favorites
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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Potatocouch's favorite FMLs

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By reb2632 - / Friday 29 May 2009 20:13 / United States

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it