Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to Snapchat that said "The love of my life." It was a picture of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "The 2nd love of my life." It was a picture of the fuel truck that he drives for work. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
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wagne057 6
Send him revealing pictures of his car, with you on it.
hockeychicl003 6
some guys have weird obsessions with cars. That's the way my dad is.
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Comments (127)
urbangiraffe 3
Don't worry my bf would probably do the same...damn cars
RedPillSucks 33
I'm in love with my car. Gotta feel for my automobile.
Pleonasm 36
I like the rhyme and rhythym of that second one :)
kobelstone23 13
Hey, he's just saving the best for last! That's one way to look at it:)
enigma575 2
Maybe he was talking it up to his friends and wanted them to see it
gracehi 33
Men and cars: the love that dare not speak it's name. You know what else I don't get? Why they seem to have this uncontrollable impulse to blare their car horn at women. "Yes, I'm on the sidewalk, and you're in a car. NOW LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!!!!"
Axipiter 24
... Is there a therapist on this site? 40 may require your services...
Dracoboxer357 36
You know, I hate to admit this, (looking at death by thumbing, I know it!), but I don't get car obsessions. Not one bit. :p Granted, I think some cars look nicer than others and I do perform some of my own repairs being in a mechanical field and all.....but it's still just a car, no different to me than any other useful tool that serves a purpose. And I'd never put any Thing above my loved ones, but maybe I'm just not very materialistic. :p Weird though: if I hadn't seen my wife in months, I'd be sorely missing her...
perdix 31
Butt pictures can be nice. Throw in some tit pics, too, ok? Worry if he wants butt pictures of your brother. He might have learned BOHICA in Marine training a bit too literally.
Enslaved 38
Don't get jealous of his car named "Christine"! She'll lock you inside her and kill you slowly while playing static music!
TaysDarkLust 11
It all depends on what kind of car it is.... If it's his dream car....I'd understand.. If it's a piece of shit.. Nope!
mrslyman 2
It's not that he doesn't miss you. Marines are trained in boot camp that you will cheat on him and **** around. My fiancée went through it also. It is pushed into thier heads that you will cheat and you won't be home when they come home. Which happens way more then you think.