Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to Snapchat that said "The love of my life." It was a picture of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "The 2nd love of my life." It was a picture of the fuel truck that he drives for work. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
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wagne057 6
Send him revealing pictures of his car, with you on it.
hockeychicl003 6
some guys have weird obsessions with cars. That's the way my dad is.
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Comments (127)
buckdharma 38
Let him know what the mechanic has been doing . Taking her top off and throttling her till she over heats. Draining her crank case and then repeatedly checking the dipstick. How she may need a STP treatment because of some kind of discharge coming out her tail pipes. You even caught him trying to store some junk in her trunk.
CrackC 5
Marines are the ones with the most gay community!
jc95sd 3
NO MORE PUNS!!
upsidedownn 8
If I was away for a while one of the first things I would want to see is my pets...everyone is different. I'm sure he's just as happy to see you!
billyz77 24
Can't really blame him. Us boys have a special relationship with our cars that most chics could never understand. Our cars would never lie to us, or cheat on us, or waste our money on frivolous things, or try to talk to us when our team is driving towards the winning touchdown with seconds to go.
Axipiter 24
I couldn't help but read your profile after reading your bitter sounding comment. They're pretty much exact opposites. Did your friend hack into your account and make a comment?
NotThaJediWay 5
Some cars really do have that sex appeal, sorry OP
illmatic2 16
Ahh I miss MCT. But you'll get plenty of time to talk to him while he is at his MOS school. Plus I think most schoolhouses are shutting down for Christmas so you'll see him then.
PnKaos 7
Damn Noor, I I didn't know better (which is don't) I'd think you were almost getting off as well.
marinewife519 12
Send him a picture of you next to his car. I hate I see how you will be if he deploys.
vbmg152 19
Take it from someone who's been there! Get a new boyfriend. If he cares more about his car than you, he always will.