Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to Snapchat that said "The love of my life." It was a picture of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "The 2nd love of my life." It was a picture of the fuel truck that he drives for work. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
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wagne057 6
Send him revealing pictures of his car, with you on it.
hockeychicl003 6
some guys have weird obsessions with cars. That's the way my dad is.
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Comments (127)
goose12321 11
Maybe he already has pictures of you?
spottyblanket 8
Urghhh, what a loser
DeadxManxWalking 27
Take pictures with the car
glridzon 3
Welcome to the Marine Corps babe. They're all the same.
sdkorin 3
Huh, POG ass Boot.
Axipiter 24
He most likely isn't a POG. If anything, he's most likely a Leg.
xavierpineda2 4
POG is a nickname given to marines that aren't grunts. has nothing to do with legs or feet.
Axipiter 24
Understood, but Leg is a name given to anyone who isn't Airborne. And most Marines ARE grunts.
KiddNYC1O 22
I think if said car is a Lamborghini Murcielago I wouldn't blame him.
bluebob13 10
Was I the only one who immediately thought of Dean Winchester?
doglover100 29
Put on a bikini and take a pic of yourself in front of the car
markuskind 7
He most likely already has a picture of you, OP. Don't worry
erikacrooks 6
Boot.