Health, Food and Relatable: Hangry boi - FML

Hangry boi

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 14:00

Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML

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MidnaLink 33

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Monday 11 April 2022 15:33

Have you thought of recipes that call for some of those ingredients?

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 11 April 2022 14:29

Sounds like a great excuse to go out for some fast food.

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sphera82 7

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Monday 11 April 2022 14:24

Deez

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 11 April 2022 14:29

Sounds like a great excuse to go out for some fast food.

MidnaLink 33

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Monday 11 April 2022 15:33

Have you thought of recipes that call for some of those ingredients?

JackWood 19

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Tuesday 12 April 2022 10:46

Doordash, Grub hub, or Uber eats, a main dish and your set.

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