By Shelly P. - 29/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

At least you got roses.

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bbedlock_fml 7

That's an, um, creative way to break up with someone.

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Comments

skyeyez9 24

Why do people have to be complete assholes when breaking up? Why not just tell him/her that you arent compatible and should break up. Dont be jerks about it.

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purpleheartzz 5

think about this . . you have roses . . he has an unbeaten by roses head . . challenge accepted(:

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tifsuz 9

What a douche. Better than some break-ups, only by the fact that it was in person, but still needs to man-up - without being cruel.

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sertyla 1

Keep them healthy so he loves you, forever.

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iknoright 0

hang them upside down to dry. they last forever.

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eva_baby25 4

Be glad your boyfriends sweet enough to even get you roses

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Pandorabox25 5

Just because it happens on facebook doesn't mean it's gonna happen in real life

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sammiedee735 0

My ex broke up with me on a message on Facebook a least this way was a little more original

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sugardoll72 0

You do realize, that the same thing would happen, only quicker with a fake one? The fake one was already dead.... Be happy, you have more time than other people XD

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Aveira 4

How can it be dead if it was never alive to begin with?

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Attica 20

Something that was never alive can't die, genius.

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eviannastorm 4

Wow... At least it's an expensive breakup.... Roses are expensive >.

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