By Shelly P. - 29/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

At least you got roses.

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bbedlock_fml 7

That's an, um, creative way to break up with someone.

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YuffieK 0

That's when you replace them without him knowing when they're about to die. ;D

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ImInABox 6

Roses can be expensive.. At least you cost him a pretty penny for him to break-up with you.

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BadSuerte 0

You should have refused. (:

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TheFirstSamurai 18

I know you like to think roses don't stink, but if you lean a little closer see that roses really smell like poo-poo.

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Inediblepeaches 15

Dump his ass

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kismentia 10

It's ok. When the last petal falls, he'll just remain a beast instead.

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piccalo 4

OP's boyfriend want to put a silly test if she can keep a rose fresh.dip a rose in wax and u can have ur boyfriend for a long time.

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matthewmattyB 0

Buy him a bunch of already dead roses and when he looks at you puzzled just say "exactly"

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