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By Come on / Sunday 29 January 2012 00:46 / United States
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  NAU_future  |  7

It's fake? Please 7 bestow upon me your wisdom of the factuality of the FML world. I am dying to know how you were able to judge the story as that of a lie. Fuck you for editing it

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  LolFMLnot  |  10

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  ryukensfj  |  5

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By  proud2fly  |  7

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  happle  |  21

-10 thumbs? I laughed at this...

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  DrMime  |  10

Jeez! Seems like y'all need the power of Colgate 'de-sensitizer', because all y'alls is too sensitive.

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  starwind3438  |  9

2, you are one of those Canadians that think you are better than us Americans aren't you(I am not saying all Canadians are like that)?

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  starwind3438  |  9

Apparently the people who thumbed me down didn't read the part in perinthesies.

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  moonmonkeyman  |  6

GO CANADIANS I think that there are dicks in every country but the US is just thought to be full of them partly because of things like this and partly because of the stareotype ( don't know how to spell that) that Americans are fat, dicks and trigger happy

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  BarDownDaily  |  12

65- And you are one of those Americans that think you're better then every other country on earth, even though you know absolutely nothing about the world beyond the United States border.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

When my dad was at work a guy asked him what the name of the Canadian prime minister was. He didn't know if it was called a president or prime minister. And this guy was a teacher in the USA. Not bashing Americans just stating an event.

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Parenthesis prove nothing except you know what you said rude and clearly offensive to some. Well done living up to the American stereotype of thinking yourself better than all.

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  starwind3438  |  9

No I'm not 148. I was just bashing 2 because he was be a complete asshole. If you had read the other comment I posted I said I was not hating on all Canadians jus on 2. I know not all of you are like that and I NOTHING against Canada.

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  ohmandapants  |  16

OH GOOD LORD starwind just shut the fuck up you aren't making it any better. Shut up. Your comment was still stupid, no matter how you try to defend it. So stop. You didn't have to point out that they were Canadian.

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  starwind3438  |  9

That's not how I meant it 148. I meant it the other way around because he was insulting OP who lives in America. I realize it was poorly worded and I apologize for that. Again, I have nothing against Canada.

By  abbytequiere  |  9

I'm sorry you had to experience the constant ignorance of America.

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  DrMime  |  10

Sorry to hear that OP, but as a mime I can say we would of made an interesting team! I could translate with my hand gestures and then put that mean ol' lady in a box!

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  wisese  |  0

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how ignorance applies to this situation at all. The old lady was ignorant of the op's deafness, but even had she known it wouldn't change the fact that this woman is rude and crazy.

By  Justy101  |  23

Why would you have a phone if you're deaf?

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  Nutty4Muffs  |  3

She has a point - besides the fact that TEXTING exists, it was actually pretty well thought-out.

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  Justy101  |  23

I was simply stating that the main use of a phone is to call people. That doesn't make me stupid.

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  KaySL  |  24

You weren't stating any such thing. You were asking the OP why they have a phone at all, hence the "Why would you have a phone if you're deaf?" In summary: you're a goddamned idiot.

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  tygerarmy  |  35

Reminds me of the fml a while back of the phone sales associate who kept trying to sell the deaf customer more calling minutes, when they were communicating via dry erase board. Deaf people use phone/Internet devices to text/IM/social network just like the rest of the world. It's not that hard to figure out.

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  monkey27  |  0

Ur a dumb ass

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I'm hard of hearing. Not even fully deaf, and I hate talking on the phone. However, there is a little thing called TEXTING and many others such as TTY, relay service, and social networks in which deaf people can communicate. Who uses a phone just to call nowadays?? Not even my mother, and she is not very tech-savvy!! I'd like to see you try to survive as a deaf/hard of hearing person!!!

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  tinker9107  |  1

Really ? What a stupid question theres a thing called texting mobiles can be used for that to you know and also my mums deaf but she can still talk on the phone

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  ifeelya  |  5

do you text? me too, and i'm deaf. duh. and i save my money for not having any minutes by not using phone, only text and the rest of it. bahahaha. geez.

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  PinkRainbow  |  3

Justy101 you obviously dont watch the show switched at birth. I guess it doesnt show im australia. (im from the US) But deaf people can use facetime and sign with each other using that. Also there are a million other things phones can be used for. reading FMLs for example :)

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  Mforce  |  8

It's true you know. I decided to check the comments first before posting. I was going to state the truth that if texting didn't exist, other than maybe entertainment, your possession of a phone would be useless, In summary: You need to quit being a little bitch.

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  Mforce  |  8

You all are being to fucking hard on 10. Texting exists? NO SHIT! So if you're going to comment on this just to say, "Oh, there's a little thing called texting DUMBASS!" Then fuck off, Also, I'm assuming that, none of you are aware not everyone has texting, while the majority of the world does, I can confidently say at least 15% of the phone using world doesn't, and still, while phones can go on social networks, and all that good stuff. Even less people have a data plan or shit like that. Plus some people still use phones without those capabilities. End Comment

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  Shrike  |  22

Hey, SHITHEAD. If she didn't have texting or another good reason to have a phone, then she wouldn't have a fuckin' phone, period, would she?! Use your head and put 2 and 2 together, you stupid fucking hick.

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  ALpein  |  0

@199 Just because someone doesn't have texting or the apps a phone usually provides, doesn't mean they don't know what texting is! The only way she couldn't know is if she lived under a rock and just recently found the internet. It was a dumb question and that's why people are calling her dumb. 'End of comment'.

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  ms_fancypants  |  15

#10, did you seriously just ask that? What do people use their phones for BESIDES calling people, smart one? Texting, perhaps? Using the Internet? Social networking? COMMUNICATING? Think about it.

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  Justy101  |  23

I'm pretty sure that the main use of a phone is to call ect. Just saying.

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  NAU_future  |  7

Yes and deaf people use phones to text their friends - similar to most kids/young adults these days. The only thing they can't do is call people, just because they can't doesn't mean they don't need a phone.

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  Justy101  |  23

It's called a typo.

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  cosmosis  |  12

Justy101 - just stop. For the love of god, stop!!! You were wrong! Let it go! Theres no point in arguing that point! Any statistic will show you that texting is more common on a mobile than calling! Why? Because its cheaper and anyone can use it!

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  dumboears  |  8

No they're not. Texting, the Internet, games, calendars, etc etc. Maybe you should step out of the twentieth century and join everyone else in the twenty-first.

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  DrMime  |  10

If you put a comma between 'hit' and 'man', it has a much more comical twist!!! *South Park announcer voice* Woaaahh! looks like someone is suffering from creative-Parkinson's disease!!!

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