Today, I encountered one of my professors from college. Back when I was in his game theory class, he publicly criticized me for falling asleep and not paying attention, to which I retaliated by acing all of his exams. Four years and a degree later, I met him again... while working at Pizza Hut. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML
Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
fatherpunk 1
YDI for not getting me my pizza under 30 minutes.
Visari 0
Think about it you idiots. It's a FML because he's the one at Pizza Hut. Why would he care if he found a professor that annoyed him working in Pizza Hut? It would be funny. Some people, honestly.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (55)
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Was he working at Pizza Hut? If so, you showed him!
Reyo 2
Wait wait wait...you "encountered" your Professor...ewwwwwww
paivarotti 0
you don't know what encountered means? Buy a dictionary, chump.
Zezing 0
Ydi for not paying attention
youreanidiot 0
no, the worthless OP was definitely working at Pizza Hut. Tenured professors don't work at Pizza Hut, but even then, learn some English comprehension skills
The_Pleb 0
Make your proffesor a sammich, pizza hut style,, After all if it wasnt for him youd be an uneducated hobo. YDI
egaonogenki 0
Or go to en.wiktionary.org.
deys250 0
I don't get it if you aced his class without paying attention, you must be smart y r u working at pizz hut?
heysteph 2
op is working at pizza hut because he is lazy. being smart gets you nowhere in life, work does.
Link5794 18
Or maybe the class was pointless.
rameses1210 18
No, you idiot, "ran into"
fatherpunk 1
YDI for not getting me my pizza under 30 minutes.
caester9 0
karmas a bitch
smgboo 0
lol
mamonoff 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Who was working @PizzaHut? You or the professor?
whatsisface 0
Not the proffessor, and on that note: If you had a degree, why were you working at Pizza Hut?
Qwermy 16
Because OP probably majored in liberal arts, also known as "food service sciences"
Visari 0
Think about it you idiots. It's a FML because he's the one at Pizza Hut. Why would he care if he found a professor that annoyed him working in Pizza Hut? It would be funny. Some people, honestly.
chellinha93 0
yea, pleaseee people it's obvious, just stop and think a little.
ppl2ppl 4
Seriously, it's pretty obvious haha. It's an FML, he is obviously the one working at pizza hut. I think a monkey could understand that. ???? :P
huppypuppy 3
Wait, but why did he say "four years and a degree later"? Doesn't that mean that OP got the degree?
hac123 0
30 mins or less is dominos, 20 mins is Pizza hut and I'm pretty sure it wasn't the professor that was working at Pizza Hut
cindybuzz 5
I work there now, and the max waiting time is 20 mins. in peak times, it may be longer, but you have to let the customer know. aveit. ;) complete n utter hutter hahaha.
bezach 0
mine took two hours...
fatherpunk 1
It is really? o_O I live in Canada, I guess it's different in the U.S.
hac123 0
yeah, it's because people thought it encouraged reckless driving. A lady got killed by a Dominos driver and some driver also ran a red light and hit someones car while delivering a pizza. But the Pizza hut 20 min thing is for dine in only
blland 0
life is just a game geez!
Visho_fml 0
I don't get this =/ Is it the prof who is working at pizza hut or is it you?
pinkdancer 0
No ding-nut. Read the comments above you. Who the hell would put up a FML if they saw their old douche bag proffessor working at pizza hut. FAIL! He was trying to prove a point to his professor, but he lost because he ended up working at a pizza hut. Get it?
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
This isn't really an FML. really more of an F the economy. At least you have a job. Most college grads can't find a job out of school. At least you're getting people experience for when the economy 'hopefully' turns around.
__no_one__ 0
Or a mathematics class, for that matter. Game theory has very little to do with video game design. Go check it out on Wikipedia, it's a neat theory actually.