By Shelly P. - 29/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

At least you got roses.

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bbedlock_fml 7

That's an, um, creative way to break up with someone.

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unmistakablyamaz 4

I think we should give him two thumbs up for creativity... That does suck though OP

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ilyforeva11 3

well thats mean .............. thumbs up for his creativity ........................ kill those roses one time

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josebaseball11 14

So you now have a few days to get him back.

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Eternal94 10

At a new idea how to break up with a girl without saying "I broke up with you" ?

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babygirllove 0

Oh sweetie I'm so sorry what an asshole )':

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strawberryspacejam 11

give him a corpse flower and tell him youll love him when the flower smells good, and it never will

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ipoopinshoes 2

At least you got roses. That's probably the most romantic break up I've ever heard.

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chengy4191 7

Sorry but that's too funny XD

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JaSM7 4

I hope you don't stay with him until the last rose dies...

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