Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
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Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
That doesn't sound good. I heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit will follow you everywhere.
ryanisexy 5
Thats smart, now you get a diamond ring!
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Comments (107)
legend777 7
Why are you complaining? Your getting married in Vagas
jackeechan 10
You gotta take advantage of stuff like that like him.
alan831 9
Lmao, I saw that groupon and thought "wow, who on earth would do that?" I'm sorry that your boyfriend had to be the answer.
TheMathMajor 26
Who would get married in Vegas? A lot of people do actually. My sister just recently got married there. It was really nice, the hotel planed everything for them.
Pufferfish78 5
You can actually have a pretty decent wedding in Vegas.
lidemocr 0
I think that's pretty kick ass, OP. It sounds like a lot of fun actually. Would you rather not get married at all or have a JP 'wedding'? I had a destination wedding in Lake Tahoe and was married in a casino chapel. I would take that over a big stuffy church wedding any day. Have fun!!
sammyscrazza 6
Looks like your not worth a dime
olpally 33
Your comment isn't worth a thumbs up, you asshat...
rattusrattus 19
That's the worst reason to get married, ever. Take advantage of coupons in paying for a wedding you were going to have anyway, but... That's worse than "everyone else is doing it" - yes, I do know people who got married for that reason.
haexah 3
My ex proposed to his new girlfriend (who just happens to be my ex best friend (for obvious reasons)) and the reason he gave his friends was that he proposed "to get it over with" And I don't think she knows about it. To me that is hilariuos.
Bigboned38 0
Wedding are really nice in vegas my friends got married there. I don't understand why people want to spend thousands of dollars on weddings anyway put all your extra money in the bank. It will have alot better uses in the long run.
rattusrattus 19
House, car, furniture... yep. I don't think one's decision to get married should be spurred by a good deal though.
jaredofmo 22
Well, it might not be the greatest, but do you love the guy? Go for it! You got a smart shopper!
ThreeJBTV 0
At least he knew it was gonna happen:P