Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
That doesn't sound good. I heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit will follow you everywhere.
ryanisexy 5
Thats smart, now you get a diamond ring!
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Comments (107)
ladyLALAA 29
At least you got the coupon first, could have shown up after you paid your deposit!
carmenm 6
Better then not wanting a wedding at all , at least he proposed
micahsmommy 13
Show him the Groupon for Fiji and say you'll only marry him if that's your honeymoon location.
PizzaIsDavid 5
So one honey moon would make a marriage worth it to you?
micahsmommy 13
Can always get it annulled after the honeymoon. They were married in Vegas...
Krirn 21
Hopefully a Divorce Lawyer never shows up on Groupon.
hippyhater3000 4
ha^
kyarush 10
Oh Jackie Chan so funny
ciipher 17
That sounds like a great beginning to a group sex **** flick.
ciipher 17
"Groupon the Brides"
perdix 31
At least now you don't have to get pregnant to entrap him into marriage. That doesn't always work these days. Groupon was your best chance, with being the subject of a reality TV show as a reasonable back-up.
Cheesecakee 11
i love you:)
thatnucca 36
Sitting here wondering what would be the reason behind you having your first kid would be? Discount babysitting rates perhaps?!
skyeyez9 25
Tax breaks
thiscrazything 1
Congratulations, you can look forward to a married life full of coupons and discounts. Make sure you use that to your advantage.
sambo1andonly 5
He didn't HAVE to use the coupon you know! Just think of it as making an investment for your future life together ;)
charlotte69er 7
Well at least it's Las Vegas
onedayinamsterda 14
precisely! if u love the man, All's good! have a party, enjoy urself and then get married !