Cheater

Seems about standard as divorces go.

Children don't stay children forever

so long as you're not a dick, they'll be all yours once they see what a vindictive twat waffle their mother is

Not before the mother pretty much wrecks their entire childhood. People like that destroy their children.

What a b*tch! I'd tell them I'll take you anyways, no matter who you pick, because I love you. See how that works out.

Wow, 2 holidays to Disneyland! 'we've been there so no thanks dad'

She probably won't actually take them to disneyland. She got what she wanted, so now she'll just "forget" her promise.

The amount of anger I have for parents who use their children like this cannot be contained.

Before either parent is awarded custody the children are interviewed and questioned. Very rarely do small children get to make the decision. And its never decided in court without the judge even speaking to the children.

My so. turns 18 in two days and hasn't spoken to his father in nearly 2 years because his father played the same games. Children grow up and eventually their love can't be bought.

Btw, I hope you mentioned to the judge their reason for choosing her. My judge didn't appreciate my ex's bribery.

It’s a dog eat dog world out there buddy

Don't worry, they'll remember that she's a liar when she doesn't follow through.

If they're young enough for that to work they're too young for their choice to be the final say. It might influence the judge but not more than everything else about the case.

Not true. Many courts will consider the child's input from age 12. My son was offered a new PS4 if he said my house was dirty and I never spend time with him or help with homework. Which was great for him since we were in court over the atrocious action of my grounding him from his phone. Luckily, my judge didn't want to hear it. But some judges do.