Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
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LennyComa 39
What a nice considerate man he is. FYL
Amethyst888 14
Wow what an ass, good riddance! Sorry OP, but at least now you know he's not worth your time and you can move on to someone better.
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Comments (125)
allthepotatoes 1
Similar thing happened to me; I got dumped on Christmas eve over Facebook right before having to go to a large family party.
xxbobjrxx 0
Why were you texting during a rush of customers
Alliente 9
I hope you didn't buy him a gift.
noisebox 1
Yeah but you must have had some idea you were on the rocks
merryhappy1887 20
Why are you reading a text at work dumb ass?
zgrubbs 2
why were you texting at work???
unknown_user5566 27
What an asshole. Nevermind the fact it was the day before your anniversary or during your work day... he did it over TEXT?? He sounds like a spineless douchebag. I'd tell you to hit him where it hurts, but it seems to me he doesn't have any balls to feel pain with in the first place.
jtn143lmb 4
You'll find someone better out there for you trust me. It may take time but you'll find someone.
HSOMGF 5
He did you a favor by leaving. Now there's more room in your life for someone who actually deserves you.
eatsleepjb 8
Well, it's good that he considers your feelings. He's definetily not a douchebag.