Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
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LennyComa 39
What a nice considerate man he is. FYL
Amethyst888 14
Wow what an ass, good riddance! Sorry OP, but at least now you know he's not worth your time and you can move on to someone better.
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Comments (125)
smilepatrol 7
I'm thinking that since it was a day before your anniversary that he might have not wanted to buy you a gift. What an asshole. I'm so sorry OP!
Beta_guy 6
what an ass, think about it this way, you now know the kind of person he is, and you don't need that...
oGraphic 3
Well when it come's to situations like these, what you can take out of is the experience of being in a relationship, and that you could do WAYYYYY better.
LulusLemon 8
why would you be checking your text messages during a rush of unsympathetic customers? If you had time to do that then the rush probably wasn't so bad, or wasn't bad enough that your manager would've noticed you texting.
stej1985 3
welcome to the singles club. on the plus side, you have rid of him now...
alicexo_fml 8
Shouldn't have been checking your texts at work! Especially when you had a ton of customers. Just sayin'
Pandacupcakelove 26
Real classy... Who cares about that jerk, he was never worth your time.
LilBlondeAlex 0
What a ass! Well now you can find a guy that treats you better
DeadxManxWalking 27
Least it was before and not on your anniversary
lexi0105 4
Maybe she wasn't texting while working, maybe she was on her break while at work and that's when she read the text. I'm sorry OP you deserve better than a heartless dick. Karma will come around and he will then know what he did to you. He was worthless.