Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
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LennyComa 39
What a nice considerate man he is. FYL
Amethyst888 14
Wow what an ass, good riddance! Sorry OP, but at least now you know he's not worth your time and you can move on to someone better.
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Comments (125)
krapula 4
Shouldn't have been using your phone at work...
foreveriowa 16
maybe this is his way of saving money, and not buying you a gift for your anniversary ..
chynayes 1
You could do better. Hope you find someone one who want be a bitch.
Donutmaster 0
happy anniversary
cjuday813 1
What in Sam hell urged you to post this babble of un-comprehendable nonsense?! (For those of you who didn't understand: What the hell did I just read and why was this person compelled to write it?!!)
BabyGirlJr1 11
Thts ****** up
vinyl_scratch 4
what a coward. hope you found a better guy who will treat you right
weasils117 1
It takes 2 to be in a relationship and 1 to leave... Im sorry he decided to become that 1 :/
aaaa_fml 13
If you were at work you shouldn't have gotten the text then anyway, so you're clearly a bad worker.
nhbasskid13 23
Why were you checking your phone while you had a line of customers? FYL, but you're kinda stupid for checking your phone at work.