Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
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LennyComa 39
What a nice considerate man he is. FYL
Amethyst888 14
Wow what an ass, good riddance! Sorry OP, but at least now you know he's not worth your time and you can move on to someone better.
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Comments (125)
mariah_victoria 0
sorry.
Leslier_fml 4
Tell him to die very slowly....
Althenias 0
hope you nean ex boyfriend, what an asshole
Althenias 0
that sucks! not to take away from this but why are you checking your texts when you have a rush of customers?
Helldemon 32
She may have just taken a look in case it was something important.
CatieMac 0
my boyfriend of two years dumped me over a text, while i was home with the flu, and his reason was because hes "young, dumb and full of cum." tlk about fml
rightspark 7
He's only breaking up with you because he doesn't want to give you an anniversary gift. He'll call you back in a week and you'll take back:-) then it'll be FYL
BloodAndFire 6
He has the worst timing ever.. Sorry OP :/
yearprincess 0
shouldnt have checked your texts at work
Britt125 16
As much as that does really suck, you shouldn't have been checking your texts at work. I work retail and we have strict no cellphones on the floor policy, I would imagine that goes for most places. I know it also sets a very bad image in front of the customers when you do so... don't expect sympathy, they expect service not associates checking their cellphones.... plus they're jerks anyway. Still that was very low of him, and I do feel bad for you. Just doing that over text was pathetic. You're better without him, but I know it hurts anyway.
emilyrose72 0
That sucks.. I had a breakup today too, also over text. Guys are assholes. :/