Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML
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melikeyturtles
| 3
Dont mess with homeless people. They will kick your a** and not care about consequences. They have nothing to lose.
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ICastillo
| 24
Your lucky it wasn't dirty mike and the boys those homeless guys will have sex in your car.
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zachherbert
| 10
Should listen to him! Seems like he has important things to say!
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zachherbert
| 10
This whole conspiracy shit is getting people overwhelmed.
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nerobluerose
| 10
Didn't the Mayans disappear? If they didn't see that coming, then I highly doubt they can see the end of the world.
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maxmex13
| 7
He wouldn't have had to worry about what the Mayans said if that guy caught up to him...
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LoveMyKoolaid
| 0
At least he didn't trip on bath salts and eat your face....
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Fml_FTW228
| 10
^^ The homeless guy was the one who got his face eaten... Not the one who ate it.
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JavIin
| 0
Did you eat his face off, OP?
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littlecuntcats
| 6
The end of the world is already disproven. The Mayans didn't count leap years and we did-- do. If they counted leap years, we'd be dead already.
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chaps93
| 6
Be nice bxtch;)
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krzkidd
| 4
smfh shudda gave him some money
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whennotlooking
| 0
Smfh shoulda read the post. The guy didn't ask for money.
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kittenvks
| 11
You should have slept less in English, then maybe you'd have less problems understanding the FML.
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MrSassypants
| 32
User name basically says "Crazy kid", has "You only live once", as a picture, and gas a stupid comment. Geez I'll be pickle named Sally if he isn's the coolest kid with the most swaggest swagger in the world.
Spoiler alert: I'm not a pickle named Sally. D:
Spoiler alert: I'm not a pickle named Sally. D:
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MrSassypants
| 32
Has* isn't*. Sorry to correct you MrSassypants but you're a lazy asshole who doesn't proofread.
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LoveMyKoolaid
| 0
Op wouldn't be so angry if he relaxed with a nice glass of Koolaid.
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melikeyturtles
| 3
Dont mess with homeless people. They will kick your a** and not care about consequences. They have nothing to lose.
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jajaflan
| 4
Wtf to OP, dont push a guy over his opinion u selfish p.o.s.
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kittenvks
| 11
No dude, no. I personally don't give two shits if you're homeless. I dont care what's going on, you grab me and start ranting and I don't know you I'm probably gonna shove you too.
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NuTrees
| 9
OP deserves it for putting their hands on another person. If I was trying to share with someone and they pushed me away.. I might get hostile too.
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VasilisaUzhasnaj
| 29
40, you lack some serious reading comprehension. OP was grabbed by a crazy bum. How else could he have gotten away?
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anzie_fml
| 9
5- and if you've heard the news lately, they'll apparently get high and try to eat your face.
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j_cat187
| 19
The poor man is suffering in a pit of despair. You must put him out of his misery *draws .38*
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Il_Maestro
| 6
40- You are exactly right! Reminds me of that guy in Florida who was trying to share a meal with that other dude and he was shot! Some people...
On second thought, actually I think the poor man WAS the other man's meal...which makes your argument invalid.
On second thought, actually I think the poor man WAS the other man's meal...which makes your argument invalid.
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Daederoth
| 10
YDI for talking about Charlie Sheen like that.
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skoob1
| 12
At least op didn't throw a rock at the homeless guy...
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ICastillo
| 24
Your lucky it wasn't dirty mike and the boys those homeless guys will have sex in your car.
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Spicemelon
| 5
Especially if you drive a tampon on wheels lol
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Niz_DD
| 14
Haha I love that movie!
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mollysticks
| 10
It's these times that make me wonder why people around don't help?... Like call 911 maybe?
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Shrike
| 22
Riiiiiight. Calling 911, while in the UK, while running full sprint away from a guy with a knife, while fumbling for your car keys. Sounds legit.
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whennotlooking
| 0
-pretty sure he meant bystanders, not OP.
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koolkat27
| 13
How do you know they didn't?
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Shrike
| 22
Options:
1) Admit that I misread the comment and am a dick.
2) Claim that I was being sarcastic.
HMM...
1) Admit that I misread the comment and am a dick.
2) Claim that I was being sarcastic.
HMM...
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MrSassypants
| 32
Or the third option:
3) Blame your mother's uncle's brother-in-law whose autocorrect made him say those things. Oh yeah and he was drunk.
3) Blame your mother's uncle's brother-in-law whose autocorrect made him say those things. Oh yeah and he was drunk.
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kittenvks
| 11
Don't forget you fell asleep and you're roommates stole your phone!
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Or your cat typed it.
And lest people get the urge to thumb me down, I'll explain context here for those who don't get it. I am a mod on a forum. I have legit seen people try claim their cat typed offensive comments after I suspend their account. Yeah, sure.
Ok I'm probably getting thumbed down now aren't I? :p
And lest people get the urge to thumb me down, I'll explain context here for those who don't get it. I am a mod on a forum. I have legit seen people try claim their cat typed offensive comments after I suspend their account. Yeah, sure.
Ok I'm probably getting thumbed down now aren't I? :p
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Harpy20
| 24
Anyone would have done the same. After hearing all of the weird shit in the news of people eating faces and shit, you can never be too careful.
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Il_Maestro
| 6
People have been eating shit for a while, nothing new there. Looking at you 2 Girls 1 Cup!
*chorus of crickets*
Yes, yes I understood what you were saying. Just making a joke. The fucking crickets enjoyed it.
*chorus of crickets*
Yes, yes I understood what you were saying. Just making a joke. The fucking crickets enjoyed it.
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Really? I thought fucking crickets would be enjoying their cricket orgy not your comment. ;)
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whennotlooking
| 0
Cardio saves lives.
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ElricMustang
| 23
Haha in Zombieland, "Poor fat bastard"
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Trisha_aus
| 15
Well..Runn Forrest Runnnnnnnn!
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Inferring
| 7
Does that mean the world is going to end on December? Dang, the Mayans were right.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
They were partly right.
December 21, 2012 is Snooki's due date.
December 21, 2012 is Snooki's due date.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
^ No it isn't.
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Obeyy19
| 4
41- so dumb.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
I'm not dumb, I was joking.
I don't know her actual due date, due to the fact that I don't watch jersey shore, thank you very much.
I don't know her actual due date, due to the fact that I don't watch jersey shore, thank you very much.