By kay - United Kingdom - Maidstone
Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML
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  MrSassypants  |  32

User name basically says "Crazy kid", has "You only live once", as a picture, and gas a stupid comment. Geez I'll be pickle named Sally if he isn's the coolest kid with the most swaggest swagger in the world.

Spoiler alert: I'm not a pickle named Sally. D:

  kittenvks  |  11

No dude, no. I personally don't give two shits if you're homeless. I dont care what's going on, you grab me and start ranting and I don't know you I'm probably gonna shove you too.

  Il_Maestro  |  6

40- You are exactly right! Reminds me of that guy in Florida who was trying to share a meal with that other dude and he was shot! Some people...

On second thought, actually I think the poor man WAS the other man's meal...which makes your argument invalid.

  Shrike  |  23

Riiiiiight. Calling 911, while in the UK, while running full sprint away from a guy with a knife, while fumbling for your car keys. Sounds legit.


Or your cat typed it.

And lest people get the urge to thumb me down, I'll explain context here for those who don't get it. I am a mod on a forum. I have legit seen people try claim their cat typed offensive comments after I suspend their account. Yeah, sure.

Ok I'm probably getting thumbed down now aren't I? :p

  Il_Maestro  |  6

People have been eating shit for a while, nothing new there. Looking at you 2 Girls 1 Cup!

*chorus of crickets*

Yes, yes I understood what you were saying. Just making a joke. The fucking crickets enjoyed it.