By 43_clothespins_later - United States - Richmond
Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML
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  perdix  |  29

#16, before you get too comfortable, I'm guessing the homeless dude "pre-treated" the clothespins with some of his bodily fluids before the clip-fest. Urine would be among the least objectionable of them.

  perdix  |  29

#36, they are out there, but you are not missing much.

Of course, offering to "help" hot women on the street is frowned upon in most jurisdictions.

  Odis12  |  11

Some of them actually make better money begging than most people who flip burgers all day. I've seen more than one turn a corner and jump into a Cadillac. Assuming someone is off to a bad life just because they look it is a bad way to judge.

  mbuck87  |  19

You've seen more than one homeless person get up and jump into a Cadillac? Are you fucking kidding me? What a shit lie to tell. Why would you bother making that up?

Everyone's heard the story that their mates told them about that homeless guy who is actually really rich but decided he would just give up all worldly possessions one day, but I highly doubt you have seen 'more than 1' get into their Caddy.

  buddy_J  |  16

All you people saying this is disgusting give a good reason why. Is it because he's homeless? Because that's not a reason at all. At least he's not heartless like you

  FreakoHolm  |  6

Could have been worse. Could have been raped. Could have been murdered. Could have been burned to ashes. Could have been spread out in the sea. Could have been swallowed by fish. Could have been captured, fried and eaten. Could have been digested. Could have been in someone's shit. Could have... That's it, I'm done.

  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

Yes, I think OP is lucky that's ALL that happened to her too. I'm Not saying ydi, because I am guilty of dosing off on the NYC train when I leave work super late, but for women, it's really dangerous to fall asleep. I'm not saying Men can't get mugged & raped too... My mom just always puts the fear of traveling home @ 2am in me "You could get raped & killed" "make sure you're aware of all of your surroundings" etc, because that's the time when people are leaving parties drunk off their asses, and will do crazy stuff to you, especially if you fell asleep... So you're lucky that's all that happened, especially since you weren't even on the bus yet where other people could have intervened if things got violent instead of this homeless guy's prank. (I will really try to work on shortening my comment length...)

  Mshrodes  |  13

Some people are just like that I guess. I for one could sleep through a bloody battle. Not that great when you can't even hear your alarm clock sometimes.

By  Nyx_fml  |  23

Doing that must have required some skill, specially on the hair. I bet he has a personal record of how many clothespins he can put before waking the other person up.