Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo
fuhckmylyfe 0
oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..
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Comments (139)
lokogirld 0
aww poor chick that's ok thought u can find some one better
Samuel55 7
you really are better off without that person. you dont need someone like that!
iSilva 0
Ugh.. OP, it's time to throw the deuces up. Middle finger up as index follows.
emmagreen 0
you went on facebook 16 seconds after a breakup?
FML102938 8
She was already on facebook dumbass
RTRbryant 0
because there isnt already a thousand fmls just like this
Rejectofsociety9 0
A Cardiff girl, eh? I might know the prick, tough luck. You deserve better.
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
YDI for bring that unattractive.
patiencek 0
Awe what a dirt bag!!!
teakaceli 0
you mean 16 seconds ago *
bigsc 0
why assume he was cheating? maybe he just found someone better