mollyeyers
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
BALEIGHLOVE17
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
life_isnt_fair
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
30Jenna
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
itsover
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
kitkat
United States
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
tkghan
Concord, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo
fuhckmylyfe 0
oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..
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Comments (139)
I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0
Not that hard to find out why. He found someone better (no offence) then dumped you and made it official.
I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0
Not that hard to find out why. He found someone better (no offence) then dumped you and made it official.
I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0
Not that hard to find out why. He found someone better (no offence) then dumped you and made it official.
the_flirtt 0
hah that is cold, he was probaly cheating on u anyways
Stupified 0
Op I bet she was hotter and he didn't want to cheat on you so he broke up with you. FYL
The_Anwser 0
i cant stop laughing hahahaha
Comet_Candy 23
120 - Shut yo' mouth. I love Hello Kitty and I'm 19. She's adorable!
InfiltratedMind 0
people suck. get used to it op
emmiekinz 0
yeah I agree, people do suck. obviously you were dating a loser. (;
Geiko_fml 0
Agreed again. People... Dislike.
oxoashleeoxo 6
Forget about him and move on, you can obviously do better. [:
dirty42 0
ash ur hott u can do me better :)
jweezy89 4
Uh I'm willing to bet she can't if she's sitting her ass on facebook and stalking her bf all day. 16 seconds? Really? Get the **** off the computer ****** facebook *****.
ellielovesyuh 0
the effer was probably cheating on you. :/ but don't worry about it, like 4 said ur better off with out him.
fuhckmylyfe 0
oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..
fiercemuffin 3
24 so rite! he's probably been with her for a real Long time
kittykatkupkake 1
Exactly what I was thinking. He obviously was cheating on her if it only took 16 seconds right?