mollyeyers
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
BALEIGHLOVE17
Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
life_isnt_fair
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
30Jenna
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
itsover
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
kitkat
United States
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
tkghan
Concord, United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo
fuhckmylyfe 0
oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..
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Comments (139)
habeeboburky94 0
umm, maybe it wasn't real? I mean FB Relationship statuses aren't reliable, he could just be fooling around with a girl friend of his.
kingtuna 0
Facebook ****** are a dime a dozen! He will be HIV Positive shortly!
afdude87 6
better sooner then later, sucks getting all attached and buy presents and shit for someone to do that. oh well. get someone better :)
Bag3l 0
Could have been worse. He could have dumped you in real life and asked a girl out right in front of you 16 seconds later. Cry More. Eat da poopoo.
destineydeon 0
I'm sorry op! this happened to me once except for my bf had two gf's but when I found out, 16 seconds later he was one less. you're better without him. (:
JimmySullivan 0
Dayyumm
Flipflops4ever 0
U actually timed it, like he dumped me at 11:30:19 GMT & has new gf at 11:30:35 GMT??
habeeboburky94 0
hahahahahaha that's what I was thinking haha.
ooooooohmygosh 0
Facebook tells you long ago someone posts something.
awesomesaucem 0
lol
Stupified 0
30 how am I an asshole? that's just the way I pictured the situation, doesn't mean he's not a dick.
ShayDeeBayBe 0
Wow He`s A POOT!
ooooooohmygosh 0
At least he dumped you before dating her.