Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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JINJANINJA 0
what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo
fuhckmylyfe 0
oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..
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Comments (139)
Ludii_fml 0
No tardying between *******, remy.
Ludii_fml 0
Btw nicee.
BlackBarbie22 0
Girl the same thing happened to me once let me tell you that fool got what he deserved.. she was trifling then wanted to call me and apologize Baby... they spray paint the grass on the other side it may look greener but boy is it bitter once you get a taste of it your victory babe! his loss
xlildizzle1516x 0
You care why?? If he dumped your ass why the **** are you on his page?? MOVE ON!!!!!
CR45HDUMMI3 0
damn data pretty wak...spoo wats ur number lol
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
at least he waited 16 seconds to get with his new girl? :/
RVCA_fml 0
lol. shitty.
LaPerla 0
Poor you :-(
RVCA_fml 0
delete ur facebook
dirty42 0
damn I just want laperla to be my gf for 16 seconds lol!
dirty42 0
really moderated? come on moderator i just said laperla was hott and I wish shed be my girl for16 seconds.
PplMakeMistakes 2
delete the facebook
cole86 0
ha! ur boyfriends awesome
reptarcupcake 0
what a douche lord.