By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
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Norja 33

You're dating a manchild. Give him a bucket and cloth and tell him to clean it up.

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theotherguyss 3

So he must be the "Number One" guy in your life huh =.

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bchayes91 9

Gross. Like literally the most disturbing thing I've read here and that's saying something

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socialproduct 19

Sounds pretty messy, but still impressive... Especially if you have vaulted ceilings.

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Drosophila82 18

You deserve it because you still calling him your boyfriend!

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karma_kicks_back 16

I once rented a house only to discover there was piss on the door frame in the bathroom. Above the door. It was all over the door frame and walls and just about everywhere you could imagine. It was old and sticky and.... yeah. I wish I could forget but I can't!!!!

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False_Stupidity 41

Do you not inspect a place before renting?

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syed121417 22

That's pretty impressive lol, but also disgusting. That's a skill he'll have to keep to himself pretty much all the time.

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drtoboggan 11

If he has to have a boner to do it then that's disappointing. And uh, sorry about your ceiling. That is really stupid

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TheUnum 7

Lol he is just having fun don't spoil it. Take that stick out your butt OP

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